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I can't name any names, but I recently received something and was asked to post it anonymously here on my blog.
A secret GED Equivalents Test created by the inmates over at the Federal Prison Camp in Florence. They think that my diminutive readers will get an absolute kick out of this. It was written by a real gang, studying for the GED test in prison. Enjoy!
BUREAU OF PRISONSFPC FLORENCEGED EQUIVALENTS TEST
Name:_______________ Gang:________________
1. Jonny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine, and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320, and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65. for each trick, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?
4. Jarome wants to cut his 1 oz pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
5. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4X4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800.?
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he get's out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?
7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet, and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?
8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
Your answers to these inmate GED questions can be added as a comment here. They would surly appreciate your feed back.
Well, your girl has been on the Internet beat as of lately. Do I ever have a treat for you gals looking for flattering plus size Costumes!
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Take a looksie at what I am drooling over:
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No matter what size you are girlfriend, you can still dress up and look fabulous! Grab a glass of wine and have a Delicious time shopping for the perfect costume just for you!
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June is around the corner. Wedding invitations are being sent out. Brides and their bridesmaids are shopping for the perfect gowns that will complement the bridal party and satisfy the bride. You know what I can’t stand personally about these tense, timeless events? The horrible choice in gowns the bride chooses for her devoted maids, and the maids usually are the ones paying for the gown they will never wear again. I don’t know what it is, but it sure seems like the bride can look like a princess without discounting the beauty of her faithful maids in the process.
I beg you; the brides… papapaplease, when shopping for bridesmaids gowns consider what will be flattering for your maid’s body type.I’m sorry, but not all chicks look great in strapless lime green after six gowns. Your maid knows what parts of her body she can get away with showing off and what colors make her glow radiantly. In these hard times, she also knows her budget, and soo would love to be able to wear her gown more than once with pride.
So, why not send off this link to your girls, bridesmaid dresses -this company has been around for 30 years. Along with sending this link, why not also send a small bottle of champagne and tell your girls to: "Sit back, relax and choose what gowns you would wear more than once." Give them some space to feel pretty and practical- especially if they are footing the bill for the gown.
You know what? They really don’t have to all be wearing the SAME gown. Maybe the color could be the same, or a belt or scarf, or string of pearls, or an elegant hair pin. Get creative while at the same time celebrating “her” your maids… you are soon to be the center of attention for an entire day, you are the one in a WEDDING gown, why not celebrate your maids and maid of honor before your special day by letting them all know they are special enough to play a role in showing you and the others in your party what style they would love to show off and can afford on your special day?
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